(Source: want-to-laugh)
- Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
- Me: I lost a follower
- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
- First thing I'd do if I was famous : meet my favourite band.
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
‘OHH KEVIN G’
(via pokingsmot)
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata
(Source: animatedsensation)
awesome.
I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.
So much hope.
This gave me chills.
this made me so happy
<3
(Source: bitchsuckmy12inch)
